Text Messages 101 is full of funny jokes and hilarious text messages.Word out from scientists is that people with a good sense of humor will have a longer life span. If you want to live longer then send these funny text messages to your friends and laugh your hearts out.
- Hey can you do me a favor? Take a picture of yourself and send it to me. I'm playing cards and I'm missin the joker!!
- Mirror… mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all? The mirror laughed and gave a howl, its not you, you ugly cow.
- WIFE: Why are you so early today?
HUSBAND: Well my boss lost his temper and shouted at me. He said, “Go to hell,” so I went home immediately. - Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly! - Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.
- Do you take me to be your lawful textmate, to have and to hold in rich quotes & funny jokes, in text matrimony and in poor signal, til low battery and no reception do us part?
- You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
- Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins! - Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
And those inside are desperate to come out. -
A - you’re
Attractive
B - you're
Beautiful
C - you’re
Charming
D - you’re
Delicious
E - you’re
Exciting
F - you’re
Funny
G - you’re
Gorgeous
H - you’re
Heavenly
I'm
Just
Kidding
Loser
- A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
Dad: How did you feel?
Baby mosquito: Dad it was wonderful.
Everyone was clapping for me
Moral: Take everything positively - This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
- Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other
was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off. - A smile is a curve that can.Straighten out a lot of things.
- Two cows in a field, one cow says “Have you heard about mad cow disease?” The other thinks and replies “Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits”!
- You can always tell when a man is going to say something intelligent. He starts a sentence with “A women once told me…”
Funny text messages can make you the life of the party. These hilarious text messages will ensure that you have funny jokes to share with the people around you. You don't even need to be around people, funny text message forwards allow you to send jokes to other people by just using your mobile phone.